When dot coms start clashing with dot nets (ok, you're on to me. I'm not a programmer), Absorb LMS team members regroup and recharge by blowing virtual things up in the new Blatant Media games room. The secure vault look suggests this would be a great place to escape post-apocalyptic scenarios such as zombie or extraterrestrial alien attacks. Of course, we'd need to somehow squeeze in the coffee machine and some cookies.
(I've never before tagged a bog post with the words zombies, aliens, and corporate culture.)